Hurt feelings report

Last month I ran across a "form" on the Sarah's Daughter blog that I had never seen before. It is the Hurt Feelings Report, which gathers such pertinent information as:

• Whiner's Name
• Date feelings were hurt
• Time of hurtfuleness
• Location of hurtful incident
• [Person] sympathetic to whiner
• Name of real man/ woman who hurt your sensitive feelings
• Which ear [sic] were the hurtful words spoken into
• Did you require a tissue for your tears
• Reasons for filing this report (Mark all that apply)
• I am thin skinned
• I am a whimp
• I have woman/man-like hormones
• I am a crybaby
• I want my mommy

My wife already accuses me of being too militaristic in my approach to being a dad, but I thoroughly plan to implement this form when my kids become teens :)